I can appreciate math from a distance but if I have to interact with it I just want to douse myself in gasoline and light a match.
Yellow Submarine was my favorite movie as a kid, even though I had no idea of the drug and political implications. I wore the VHS tape out (but still have it as a memento).
Aaah, same here! I have two versions of the VHS, but I think only one works, haha.
When I was about ten I had the yellow submarine painted on my bedroom wall (in neon paint, so when I turned on my blacklight lamp it would glow) and behind my bed was the sea of holes. It was pretty amazing, ngl.
Today I found a partially mummified opossum and brought home the head and one paw. I really need a curio cabinet for my curio collection.
I’ve been working like nonstop and I’m so happy about it. ;A; My new workplace is just the freaking best.
I wish there were more hats that fit my head.
bop bop bop here's some things about me
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? Sexiest? Darker eye colors, especially browns. Most attractive? Greens and greys.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? DARK CHOCOLATE ALWAYS
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? Sharpie tattoo? I'd rather get a real one? question marks?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? Smallish town. It was alright, but sheltered. There was absolutely no diversity and everything closed at dark and never even opened on sundays.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) My teachers- Bob, Sue, Jim, and Celia.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? Strawberry Banana.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? It's not embarassing per se, but I made my first friend at school by following this girl I liked at a distance for like three days until she turned to me and asked if I wanted to be her friend. I said yes and we were inseperable for the next six or so years.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? When I developed huge awkward boobs.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? When my english teacher insisted I was plagarizing some of my lines in a paper on Hamlet because the vocab was too advanced and all I did was use a thesarus. She like, gave a speech in front of the class about it and everything. And I made sure to OVERCITE everything and it was so embarassing and I hated it. She later apologized when she realized that I hadn't plagarized anything (or even mis-cited) but she did it in private and that bothered me. Agh.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? Pirates because I know a musical pirate named Beans.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? Nope. I don't trust my joints enough to climb trees, it always feels like I'm about to fall.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? YES ALWAYS.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? I would say a crow or a fox but I'm honestly not ready for that type of responsibility or level of dedication to a pet. I'd love to get a black rat snake but in my state it's illegal to own them.
14: What's your most favorite part of your body? This little mole on my stomach.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality? My curiosity.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? Meh, I could listen to both but have more Gaga in my music collection.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? Not like, watched it, but I've been to superbowl parties and have sat in the corner reading while other people in the room watch it. Does that count?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? Mmmm, no? Not that I can think of. Unless Mario Kart is a major sporting event.
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? Patricia's Chocolate, dear god. Or this REALLY DELICIOUS wild fowl sausage that had duck and pheasant and was like springy in texture and light and oh so delicious.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? BUTTER. BUTTER. AAAAH BUTTER, MY WEAKNESS.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) 2% please.
22: Which continents have you been on? I think I've technically only been on North America? I'm not sure which continental plates the islands I've been to are on. @n@
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? No, I don't. But once when I was very young I threw up all over myself during a car ride. I was wearing a beauty and the beast shirt, which from that point on was known as beauty and the BLEAAAAAGHST. cute.
24: Backpacks or satchels? Backpacks because satchels don't know what to do when they encounter boobs.
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? Yes rainbow jacket, no neon yellow sweater, yes checkered pants. Provided they aren't like super over the top?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Gargoyles and the Wild Thornberrys.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? I wouldn't want either. I'd go with a goat. But if I had to choose, I'd go with cow and then try to sell it or something. D;
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? I... don't really care?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on? 8 hours, or thereabouts.
30: The latest you've ever slept? latest? or longest? Longest is a day and a half, when I was horribly sick.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? YES YES YES YES YES
32: Do you pick at scabs? Yup. Bad habit, because I scar pretty easily.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Black beans, refried beans, and chickpeas (garbonzo beans).
34: How far can you throw a baseball? like five feet it's pathetic
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? Canada, or somewhere in the UK or South America. Er, anywhere but antartica I suppose.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? No, No, No, No. ): I love to try new foods but there aren't many opportunities to do so close to home.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? Public University because I love huge lecture halls.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? Both please.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? lol no. I love spinach and asparagus but I don't get anywhere near the recommended servings.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? Yes and yes. I prefer foregin horror films, but will watch domestic ones, too. I love thrillersssss.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? Yup.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? Yup.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? Pikachu in the third grade. OTL
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? Yes, I'd love it to be just the tiniest bit darker so I wouldn't have to dye it black all the time.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? Someday I'd love kids. Don't know about marriage.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. wtf is this bullshit I can't put coffee in a reusable water bottle it would melt
47: City or nature person? They're not entirely exclusive imo, but I have to have some bit of nature wherever I go. I love forests.
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) I tried using watercolors when I was thirteen, haha.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? I can walk in them as well as I can walk in flats. It's just a matter of keeping all my joints in their sockets so I can keep my balance.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! I have to pee right now. I can't think of others because I really have to pee.
My dad was painting our house and sent me this picture in a text. Our kitty, Freya, followed him up the ladder and batted at his feet to get his attention.
Too adorable!
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It’s always nice to come home from work and see new people are following you. Welcome to my blog! :D
I had to take so many pictures in order to get one that looked decent. This is Belle and Parker.
I’m house sitting for a family friend right now, they have three dachshunds, ten chickens (fresh eggs, yay!), two ducks, and a rabbit. The dogs have already eaten all of my tampons and puked on my laundry basket. I do not like dogs.
I’ve just realized that I have absolutely no pictures of me in my Evie costume. Damn.
I did a quick closet cosplay of the character Evie from Vindictus in her Scarlet Witch armor. It turned out really well for not spending a single extra cent on it, haha. ofc nobody recognized it, but even with a weapon I doubt anyone would. I got quite a few compliments on the hat, though. Ah well, maybe I’ll put it on when I make a staff or scythe to go with it.
This is one of my favorite mugs in my collection. It’s the one I use to thaw out mice for my snake. I had to put warnings on it after I caught someone about to use it for hot chocolate.
“I PUT DEAD THINGS IN HERE. DO NOT USE FOR DRINKS.”
There were quite a few Sherlock cosplayers at ACen, which made me really happy!
But they were all cuter than me, which made me jealous. >n>
This is ifbythisyoumeanthat.
I really wanted this tophat. It fit perfectly and was so dapper.
I have a collection of hats but none of them fit because my head is way too big for women’s hats and way too small for men’s hats. It makes me cry.
First ACen picture of the batch. Too bad my friend isn’t in any pictures with me- she was wearing a vaguely jumper-like thing and people assumed that she was my John. It was adorable.
I am playing FFIX while waiting in line for a panel in this one. It’s a crap picture but I like it because it shows my BEE RING. OHOHOHOHOHO.
